- Kissing Inclinations, Amsterdam
- Then, named cows. Now, happiness of pigs.
- Male Teachers & Marriage: the Lowdown
- The New Eunuchs
- The First Illegal Immigrants
- An Epic Cake Made From Pies
Which direction do you and your partner kiss in?
“Pigs feel optimistic or pessimistic about life depending on how pleasant their environment is, researchers at Newcastle University have found.”
— So do humans.
“A video outlining a broadly similar example predicament, as described in song by an ex-teacher, Mr. Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, Hon DMus, Commander of the Order of the British Empire, (a.k.a. ‘Sting’).”
“Why would a healthy normal man want to slice off his testicles?”
“Before The Fence, before the 14th Amendment, before Arizona, there were the First Illegal Immigrants…”
Finally! A meatless alternative to the Turducken.