Tag: humour

  • Despite all my rage…

    Some pictures of cats in enclosed spaces:

    Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat in a cage.
    Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat in a cage.

    If you look closely, there’s a sign that says “NFS”. That means “Not for Sale”; the picture was taken outside a pet shop.

    Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat in a case.
    Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat in a case.

    This was taken at Books Actually where the cats are super manja.

    BONUS:

    Tyger, tyger, burning bright...
    Tyger, tyger, burning bright…

    Not exactly a cat in an enclosed space, but still cute, nevertheless.

    And… the references if you don’t get them:

    1. “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins
    2. “The Tyger” by William Blake.
  • Unemployed Marxist communist sympathisers

    Check-in from a friend on Facebook with the following status update:

    Last day! πŸ™ – at Singapore Writers Festival @ SMU Campus Green

    Tongue-in-cheek comment from me in response:

    Finally! I was so sick of seeing all these unemployed Marxist communist sympathisers gallivanting around town. Get a real job, people!

  • SUSSEQUENLEE

    If you haven’t already heard the magic that is “SUSSEQUENLEE”, go and listen to it now:

    Here’s the link in case you can’t see the embedded sound file.

    And the transcribed lyrics:

    Sussequenlee
    by Melissa Theresa and The Frenzy

    When I first met you
    I thought: she’s pretty
    And I got to know you
    Subsequently

    I said, “Hi I’m Charles.”
    You said, “Chelsea here.”
    Now we’ve been together
    for almost a year

    Subsequently (sic)
    When will you revert (sic) back to me
    Then we can liaise regarding about (sic) the matter

    Subsequently (sic)
    HDB flat apply already liao (sic)
    Please double confirm (sic) or else we lost (sic) the house

    Furthermore therefore (sic)
    Furthermore therefore
    Furthermore therefore
    Furthermore therefore (Subsequently)
    Furthermore therefore
    Furthermore therefore (Subsequently)
    Furthermore therefore
    Furthermore therefore
    Furthermore therefore (However; How about it?) (sic)
    Furthermore therefore
    Furthermore therefore (However; How about it?)
    Furthermore therefore
    Furthermore therefore (However; How about it?)
    Furthermore therefore
    Please double confirm so we can solve (sic) it out…

    etc.

    (Hat-tip to PLS REVERT, TKS.)