THE PUTTRESS DUSTBIN-BUTTRESSED FORTRESS!

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting… THE PUTTRESS DUSTBIN-BUTTRESSED FORTRESS!

If a cyclist like Freddy Khoo wasn’t even spared, what more a poor scooter, eh?

Hence, I’ve been forced to erect a barricade around Pooters to prevent douchebag drivers from:

  • Scraping against Pooters;
  • Knocking against its side mirrors/IU; or worse –
  • Manhandling my poor scooter and shifting it every which way, if only to suit their own selfish convenience.

P.S. my scooters is called Pooters, but for some strange reason that only he can fathom, my father pronounces Pooters as “Puttress”…

P.P.S. in case you don’t know why Pooters is Pooters.

Today’s playlist

Everybody hurts.

This is today’s playlist:

  1. “Where Is My Mind?” by The Pixies
  2. “Everybody Learns From Disaster” by Dashboard Confessional
  3. “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M.
  4. “Where Is My Mind?” by Emmy the Great
  5. “Road to Nowhere” by Talking Heads
  6. “Where The Streets Have No Name” by U2
  7. “Somewhere Else” by Razorlight
  8. “Change Your Mind” by The Killers
  9. “Wherever You Will Go (Acoustic)” by The Calling
  10. “From Despair to Where” by Manic Street Preachers
  11. “Somewhere Out There” by Our Lady Peace
  12. “Read My Mind” by The Killers

Silver Beat (presented by Asahi Super Dry)

ASAHI SUPER DRY PRESENTS SILVERBEAT

BRAND NEW PARTY SERIES: ASAHI SILVER BEAT!

DEDICATED TO THE ENJOYMENT OF THE ARTS

SILVER BEAT DRAWS BACK THE CURTAINS AND BRINGS TO YOU A THEATRE AND COMEDY PARTY
FEATURING A SHORT PLAY WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY RISING PLAYWRIGHT, LAREMY LEE, AND INTERNATIONAL STANDUP COMEDY ACT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INFAMOUS COMEDY MASALA

DATE: THU, 23 AUG 2012
VENUE: HOME CLUB
TIME : 8PM to 11PM

RECEPTION: 8PM to 9PM (FREE FLOW ASAHI DRY)
SHOWTIME: 9PM

BY EXCLUSIVE INVITE ONLY

Hands Down, a 15-minute play I wrote, will be staged at Home Club tonight and stars Sheena Chan, Lee Gao Ju and Zaaki Nasir.

Check out the set (a car) and the props (a gigantic car key):

See you there if you managed to score an invite.