Robbie Williams’ take on “Human” by The Killers. The link here if you can’t see the embedded video.
Tag - humour
A classroom.
Student: Teacher, can go toilet?
Me: No.
Student: Huh…
Me: “May I please visit the washroom?”
Student: Okay.
Me: No! You; you!
Student: Oh. (Pause.) Can go toilet?
This phrase, ladies and gentlemen, is the expository equivalent of “It was a dark and stormy night”.