This is really awesome!

“I’m aware of the irony in wearing a suit of armor that I purchased with the funds from my ex-girlfriend’s engagement ring. There are plenty of psychological diagnoses my friends have pointed out… . They are all wrong, although I’m sure a relationship counselor would agree with them (and also charge me the value of a second suit of Master Chief armor for the privilege)”.

“Every man will experience a scenario like those outlined above at least once in his life. It’s called being out of your depth, and it means that you find yourself in a situation where your skill or knowledge isn’t on [a] par with what’s needed and/or with the rest of the people in the group… . Regardless of how you got into the jam, you’re going to want to make the most of it and minimize the damage”.

“Does success as an artist bring you more sexual conquests? Well, yes and no, say researchers”.

This is humour, just in case anyone is inclined to believe otherwise.

“Each moment, I try to orchestrate my own self destruction, but I cannot engineer the proper variables and so I am unable to actualize my own desires. I wait – impotent, cold, and quivering – for a steadier hand to destroy me.”

Artificial intelligence becomes real in a new story by Miracle Jones.
 

If you’re interested, you can read a compendium of posts which the same author has written on “The Importance of Reading”.
 

– c.f. “How are you looking at information today?”
 

– Hence, the awesomeness of listography.com. In any case, read the article with some degree of scepticism.

What the title says.

Think of all the time we could’ve saved if we had known this before!

Your excuse for an education is even more incomplete if you have not read this article.

“You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg”.

A short story by Joses Ho.