Giant skimmer works by mixing metaphors.

I thought this deserved a post of its own!

For those who need some background information, Abrams’s A Glossary of Literary Terms (7th ed.) says that a “mixed metaphor conjoins two or more obviously diverse metaphorical vehicles. When used inadvertently, without sensitivity to the possible incongruity of the vehicles, the effect can be ludicrous” (98; author’s emphasis).

And that concludes our Sensitivity to the Nuances in Language lessons for today. Lim Swee Say’s sweesayisms, unfortunately, are in a class of their own, and will have to be discussed another day.

Please help my children!

Will fight giant monsters for food.

My students are in the midst of carrying out their Project Work assignments and one of their tasks is to gather primary data to support their research.

This is where you can help them out – they need survey respondents from as diverse a range of people as possible to ensure their findings are accurate.

Hence, we’d really appreciate it if you could help us out by completing the following surveys:

Once you’re done with the surveys, please help us spread the word to your friends.

Last but not least, remember that you’re not just a number – if Whitney Houston is anything to go by, you’re helping to shape the future of Singapore with each click of your mouse button!

So don’t wait – participate in their surveys now!

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