Was looking at my Google Analytics just now and burst out laughing when I realised someone had arrived at my blog after searching for ‘why are ox castrated’.
Hello? Do I look like an expert on bovine emasculation to you? Sheesh.
Category - IMHO
Happiness is freshly-laundered clothes, warm to the touch of cheek to cloth and bursting with the promise that fabric softener brings.
- If you have an itch, scratch it.
- If something’s stopping you from scratching said itch, that’s your problem – deal with it.
- If you don’t deal with it, do not make me the tissue for your issue.
- You make your choices; I make mine. Do not begrudge me for the choice I’ve made because I have not begrudged you for yours.
If this keeps up, I will soon be able to manage a rock band called The Ambivalents.