Happiness.

Happiness is freshly-laundered clothes, warm to the touch of cheek to cloth and bursting with the promise that fabric softener brings.

Truisms.

  1. If you have an itch, scratch it.
  2. If something’s stopping you from scratching said itch, that’s your problem – deal with it.
  3. If you don’t deal with it, do not make me the tissue for your issue.
  4. You make your choices; I make mine. Do not begrudge me for the choice I’ve made because I have not begrudged you for yours.

If this keeps up, I will soon be able to manage a rock band called The Ambivalents.