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A classroom.

Student: Teacher, can go toilet?

Me: No.

Student: Huh…

Me: “May I please visit the washroom?”

Student: Okay.

Me: No! You; you!

Student: Oh. (Pause.) Can go toilet?

This phrase, ladies and gentlemen, is the expository equivalent of “It was a dark and stormy night”.

But which I will tell you about, nevertheless.

1. I’m back to the old school – I’m using a Nokia 1202 now.

   

   This is in preparation for:

2. An Olive Depression – I’m heading for a 2.5 week In-Camp Training.
3. I want to watch Where the Wild Things Are. In fact, I’d like to write a song with that title but all I hear in my head at the moment is fuzzy distortion.

Okbye.

I personally heard incredible things about Laremy Lee, which explains why I was upset.

– hikaru, Own Time Own Target by W!ld Rice.

When I read that line, I was tickled pink. I seriously want to meet whoever it is who has been spreading such “incredible things”, because I want to hire her/him to be my publicist. I’m serious. This woman or man is really good at viral marketing.

In other news, this is my favourite line from the whole post:

But even I myself is guilty of such writings many times…

Tee hee hee! Go check it out at Just Watch Lah.

…for it to be anything but just that.