Since we’re on the topic of “Moves Like Jagger”, I just thought I’d let you know that: I got the moos like Jagger!
I predict that for the rest of the day, you’re going to hear the catchy part of the “Moves Like Jagger” chorus running through your head – but this time, it’ll be cows mooing i.e. Moo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oo.
Christmas is coming!
But as part of a long-standing tradition (LOL), that means I have to gently remind everyone: please do not give me any gifts.
However, if you absolutely must give me a present, please ask me what it is I want first.
BONUS: Scientific research that proves why you need to ask me what I want first (H/T to Gabriel).
While I was on my way to work, I saw an old man cycling down Potong Pasir Ave 1 with this huge-ass emerald-coloured parrot perched on his handlebars.
It was such a delightful sight, and I regret not taking a photo of it.
Nevertheless, I give you MAX PERRY instead as an EQUIVALENT substitute:
So it seems that McDonald’s outlets around Singapore have run out of curry sauce.
It is thus timely for me to explore the non-altruistic/capitalistic side of my nature and place on offer two (2) packets of original, authentic McDonald’s curry sauce (as shown in the above picture) which I have in my possession.
Let the bidding wars commence!
Elyot: (seriously) You mustn’t be serious, my dear one; it’s just what they want.
Amanda: Who’s they?
Elyot: All the futile moralists who try to make life unbearable. Laugh at them. Be flippant. Laugh at everything, all their sacred shibboleths. Flippancy brings out the acid in their damned sweetness and light.
Amanda: If I laugh at everything, I must laugh at us too.
Elyot: Certainly you must. We’re figures of fun all right.
– Noel Coward, Private Lives.
Also relevant:
…we have to…be able to laugh at ourselves – because if we can’t laugh at ourselves when you (sic) are standing on a pedestal (sic), somebody is going to knock you (sic) down.
– Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister’s National Day Rally Speech 2006.
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