Check-in from a friend on Facebook with the following status update:
Last day! 🙁 – at Singapore Writers Festival @ SMU Campus Green
Tongue-in-cheek comment from me in response:
Finally! I was so sick of seeing all these unemployed Marxist communist sympathisers gallivanting around town. Get a real job, people!
(Conversation conducted via SMS)
Lynn Lee @ 6.40pm: LOL – I’m sitting in Aunty Vera’s car and [redacted]. Aunty Vera says [redacted] is like “Shylock Holmes“. Hahaha! So cute lah, she.
Laremy Lee @ 9.11pm: New surrogate daughter now, are we? LOL. Was washing Le Poots just now; it is so hamsum now. How’s life post-Wikileaks?
Lynn Lee @ 9.19pm: It’s okay, lah, but I’m so tired – [redacted]. Instead I have to drink copious cups of Milo for comfort. Thanks, anyway, for everything. You’re a good porklet.
Laremy Lee @ 9.21pm: Eh, no worries. It’s, like, you’re Vincent Chase and I’m Eric Murphy and I’m just clearing the way so you can walk. Haha! *snort*
Lynn Lee @ 9.22pm: Haha! That’s such a good quote (along with Shylock Holmes, of course). You should put it on your FB.
Just following instructions… Although after this, I think she will never communicate with anyone ever again.
Or perhaps only if they sign some kind of non-disclosure agreement beforehand.
ADDENDUM: Just got scolded after she saw the post.
In my defence, at least I redacted important information.
Looking at this pig-ture just gives me so much joy.
Relevant: “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.” (The Sheep-Pig by Dick King-Smith a.k.a. Babe)