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Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue is a quadruple-bill presented by the NUS University Scholars Club (USC). This year’s production is directed by Leonard Augustine Choo, and features plays written by Christine Chong, Lucas Ho and Laremy Lee.

Date: Fri, 22 May 2009 – Sat, 23 May 2009.
Time: 8pm (Fri and Sat); 3pm matinee (Sat).
Venue: Esplanade Recital Studio.
Tickets: $20, $18 (Matinee).

$2 Discounts for students, NSFs and bulk purchases (min. 10 tickets)

Parental Advisory: Coarse language and explicit sexual references are made in this performance. Children below the age of seven (7) will not be allowed into the theatre.

For more details and special offers, visit the Facebook Event Listing, the production website or drop the club an email.

Join us and our talented cast for tears, laughter and everything in between. Welcome to the wedding of the year.

Something Old By Laremy Lee The aisle has been swept, the guests are seated, and the ceremony is about to begin. But just when everything seems to be going according to plan, two uninvited guests arrive. Benjamin, the groom, must explain as best he can why he has not invited these two guests – a particularly difficult task, given that they are his own parents.

Hope to see you there!

I was washing my dishes just now in the kitchen in hall, and because I had quite a few dishes to carry, I decided to make two trips. Better that way, I reasoned to myself – I avoid any unnecessary breakage of dishes by carrying too many at one go.

When I returned from my first trip, there was a kukubird (not derogatory in this context) washing his dishes at the sink. All’s fine and well, I though, to each his or her own turn at washing the dishes at the sink.

However, said kukubird was not only washing his dishes at the sink. He was washing his dishes at the sink with MY detergent. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

He obviously hadn’t heard me re-enter the kitchen, because I walk lightly for a chubsy (ok lah, I shall stop making fat jokes about myself). But still, my sympathy wasn’t going to be wasted on him. I walked over and whisked the soap AND sponge away from this kukubird (now a derogatory term) with a loud “TSK” and walked away.

Seriously, some people.