Archive - Sat, 7 Aug 2010

A Pre that will take you far away.

You know where you hope this Pre will take you, but you can’t be sure.

Yet it doesn’t matter – because we’ll be together.

Er, actually, no – it does matter. Where is the Palm Pre Plus?? I’ve been waiting for it to appear on Expansys for ages.
- Kissing Inclinations, Amsterdam
Which direction do you and your partner kiss in?
- Then, named cows. Now, happiness of pigs.
“Pigs feel optimistic or pessimistic about life depending on how pleasant their environment is, researchers at Newcastle University have found.”
— So do humans.
- Male Teachers & Marriage: the Lowdown
“A video outlining a broadly similar example predicament, as described in song by an ex-teacher, Mr. Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, Hon DMus, Commander of the Order of the British Empire, (a.k.a. ‘Sting’).”
- The New Eunuchs
“Why would a healthy normal man want to slice off his testicles?”
- The First Illegal Immigrants
“Before The Fence, before the 14th Amendment, before Arizona, there were the First Illegal Immigrants…”
- An Epic Cake Made From Pies
Finally! A meatless alternative to the Turducken.