Wish I could keep one of these in Pooters… Would sure come in handy most days when there’s a car nonchalently parked over all the motorcycle lots!

“11. Create sympathy by printing your cover letter on the back of your DBS High Notes 5 refund rejection letter”.

“Both my sons are in Ai Tong School and train five or six days a week in a swimming club. The school’s co-curricular activity (CCA) head told me that time spent training in the club cannot be recognised as a CCA as the school does not have swimming as a CCA. So my sons have to spend another two or three hours in school on a CCA offered by the school”. – For what, you tell me, this inflexibility?

“SLA (The Singapore Land Authority) recently felled more than a dozen trees near where I live. They said those trees posed a danger to the residents. But the trees have been around for the past 20-odd years surviving thunder storms and strong winds. I think SLA is more dangerous”.